4/19/2023 0 Comments Rick and morty a long way home![]() ![]() If you’re looking to jack off to something quick and simple, this is not the game for you. It’s not short though, and some people can really have a problem with that. ![]() Remember, it’s not incest because they’re fictional characters. There are no rules in the porn game world. Plus, if you’re the kind of weirdo who found the dream sequence with Summer in full BDSM equipment sexy rather than disturbing, oh boy. So if you’re like me and you were upset at the show never letting Morty get it on with any of the girls he liked, this game will fix everything. You don’t have to use your imagination or anything. It lets the artist draw as many scenes as he’d like, because they don’t eat up a lot of time. The game’s art is excellent both for diehard fans and for people who can’t be assed to learn anything about the show. I’m not a diehard Rick and Morty fan or anything, but I have seen the show, and it’s nice to see familiar characters just straight up fuck each other senseless for no reason. I’m happy that the art styles of the cartoon and this porn game are exactly the same. And don’t get me wrong, I’m not mocking the original artists or the people that worked on this game. That’s exactly what makes it the perfect contender for a porn game parody. A five-year-old could do a worthwhile rendition of it. It’s simpler than South Park and rougher around the edges than Beavis and Butthead. It’s not very hard to copy the art of Rick and Morty. So, if this game draws some inspiration from that one, it ought to be very good. Summertime Saga perfected the genre of point and click exploratory sexification. And get ready for a 180, because I don’t think this is a bad thing at all. My verdict – they drew a lot of inspiration from that game in making this one. That’s exactly like the start to Summertime Saga. You peek at her through a partly opened bathroom door. But maybe that’s just a coincidence, right? Well, the very first sexy scene you get to see in your home is of Beth, the mother character, showering. Then there’s the fact that your first two fuckable chicks are your sister and your mom. The map navigation around a small town works exactly the same, except you’ve barely got a tenth of the options. Still, if you’ve played that game and then move onto this one, you’ll notice a bunch of similarities right off the bat. It was coded in Unity Summertime Saga was made in some Python engine if I remember correctly. I’m not saying the whole game is a rip-off or anything. I can’t think of a funnier way to segue to this part, but I have to call it as I see it – this game is ripping off Summertime Saga. I think this is supposed to be super immersive or something, and it definitely works for me. Until that point, you might as well be watching the cartoon – they’re that true to life. The characters all sound like themselves until a point where they sort of derail a bit and start sucking your dick. If you’ve ever played a proper porn rendition of a cartoon or movie, you’ll be familiar with this type of writing. I’m just happy to see the virtual titties bounce, you know? ![]() I mean, it’s a Rick and Morty porn game, I wasn’t expecting a fully fleshed out open-world or anything. Personally, I didn’t find the game to be too small to enjoy. ![]() You’re free to traverse the entire town, although there aren’t that many locations to visit, but more recent updates added a lot of space travel, so there’s that. You get the same world that you’ve gotten used to seeing on the show, and it’s pretty goddamn huge. Still, there are no naked titties, and they don’t flat out show any sex scenes, so I guess this game just takes the final step. It doesn’t really need many additions to make it adult comedy – it’s already very adult. The world of Rick and Morty is completely insane. Seriously, that little dude has been trying to grease his flagpole for so long and failing that I’m starting to feel blue balled by association. I just watch it to see whether Morty eventually gets lucky. Personally, I didn’t give two shits about all the existential crap in the show. I can’t walk by a single comic book convention without overhearing some goofy-ass geek talking about his existential angst or whatever and referencing Rick and Morty like it’s a book on philosophy. This cartoon has been raking in the weirdos since day one. Oh boy, it finally happened we’ve got ourselves a Rick and Morty porn game. ![]()
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